You've heard how we ejaculate gloom, then.

When you want Kermit to go full Pepe, you're going to break a few things along the way.

Mrs. Edge is his wife. Ms. Edge is his daughter. Stay sharp!

It's actually MS EDGE. It's an acronym.

Given his grandparents were German, and he grew up in a very closeted family background, his upbringing may well have skipped a lot o' them fancy Franco-Latin English influences on his linguistic upbringing, and as he's getting older, he's just sloughed them off as inconvenient to his needs.

Jeb! Bush would, at least, kill Baby Hitler.

"Triumph Of The Shill"

Still a better love story than … wait, it isn't.

A circle of cockmeat sandwich.