either way, the pedestrians at cars and coffee aren’t surviving. Its more a matter of do you want to hit them with a car, or just part of the driveshaft.

I was thinking of even more mundane things. “Oh, your window switch broke? Must be from all the stress than 800hp is putting on your components.”

So, you are telling me instead of just enough power to turn it sideways towards a crowd, it now has enough turbo inlet pressure drop to suck most of the crowd into the engine?

“However, it looks to be that the $50,000 upgrade will only allow the driveshaft to withstand up to 800 HP”

Probably through sexual intercourse with a female which resulted in one of his sperm cells fertilizing an ovum.

You wanted his car scratched because he closed his door with his shirt... Wtfs wrong with you?

If you’ve ever driven a Ferrari V12, you would not utter these words.

• V12

I personally don’t care, as I drive a Beemer.

Ahem, “will not disqualify”...

You’re actually saying fuck you to corporate Germany. Just saying.

Actually, most people despise people being a-holes. But let’s take the minorities voice in these circumstances. Right?

Assuming people could have envisioned “stripping the car clean” as a possibility so obvious as to be included in this settlement. If you include that possibility, then you would have to include the following as well because you are limited only by your imagination “what would I do if I was an A-hole?”:

How none of them thought to address this in the actual settlement document is beyond me...

I think we need to wait for one of the idiots who stripped their car to blame Jalopnik for giving them the idea and try to sue them.

How none of them thought to address this in the actual settlement document is beyond me

Looking forward to more articles. Maybe that guy can create a profitable YouTube channel on how to re-install parts on a VW Jetta.

Let’s not get carried away with thinking about this for longer than 15 seconds.

You HAVE to keep it for long beacuse you’ll be upside down if you don’t. Why would you finance for so long and with such a small down payment if you make that much?

84 months!!! “Keeping that car for a long time” is kind of required with that kind of loan term. You’ll be retired by the time you can sell it.