I would “Walk This Way” “To The Other Side” “If That’s What It Takes” to restore this van. Call me “Crazy” but “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing”. “Dude” “This thing can “Come Together” with “Sweet Emotion” if we can get Steven Tyler “Back In The Saddle” of this old ride. Maybe I’m “Jaded” by “The Same Old Song and Dance”…

People have died testing this software. Tesla owner are beta testers.

That’s the New Jersey edition. Needs a loudspeaker to scream obscenities and “shooting the finger” semaphore flag.

Dear Tesla, Show me Autopilot calmly plowing through a February snow storm in the hateful, pre-dawn darkness of a Detroit commute or fuck off with this.

Well, somebody has to soak up all those Saturn customers...

For the record, I am completely willing to take deer jerky as partial trade on any car I am selling.

Buy low, sell high.

So if you came to me after identifying a bottle neck in your supply chain and your risk mitigation plan relies on a 1 of 1 airplane... I’m still firing you.

As a person who lives and breaths logistics, the fact that this had to happen in the first place showed a huge oversight on the part of some sort of director of operations type person. You identify your points of failure and you mitigate risk with stock or alternate supply chain options.

I’m all for Darwinism

Well, yeah, but other than that it sounds like a good idea.

It would cost an insane amount, it wouldn’t be close so would get boring, and everyone would die.

I’m very happy I bought my Colorado in 2008 before this touchscreen nonsense was mandatory. I custom ordered my truck as a base model work truck, and it had a simple AM/FM radio in it. It was very easy to remove that and put in a $70 Kenwood stereo that plays MP3s, and I love it. No stupid touchscreens in the dash.…

Why? Brake lights should be dedicated and red. Turn signals should be separate and amber.

The infiltration of all the safety mechanisms, such as lane-keeping assist, collision mitigation systems, and the like. I feel they will reduce the common sense factor of people in control of a 4000 pound death brick. While I concur that they can be useful, I feel they will become a crutch to driving.

The family sticker figures on rear windows. I can’t stand them one bit.

Black hoods. I have no idea why this trend caught on - it just looks like you tried to go into the garage before the door was all the way up and couldn’t afford to paint your replacement hood.

These stupid windsheild stickers that always say the dumbest things, I’ve seen them on a stock Hyundai and whatnot, gets on my nerves lol

Just as gimmicky as those stupid gullwing doors on the Model X. This is why I have trouble taking Tesla very seriously. Their fit and finish is iffy, but they’re pouring resources into gimmicky shit.