Shawn Kemp had the same attitude with condoms.

Christ. This is the uphill battle baseball has forged for itself, where concepts like 'fun' and 'excitement' are akin to root canals. Honestly, Grump McGrouchykins here is somehow or other pissed that people got hyped for the opening day of the season and made a big deal out of it? Significant life events for Hale…

Of course working the night shift is better than sitting alone and crying like this poor pitiful soul.

Worst Place to Urinate Outside:

Bunk and McNulty aggree.

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