Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

I knew I recognized that guy from somewhere. A tragically underrated film in my opinion. Gyllenhall’s performance was absolutely superb (and creepy as fuck).

Bosa’s mom is publicly wishing that her son had “pulled an Eli Manning”

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“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

You could not *be* more wrong. That shirt is salmon, not orange.

Supergrass - Pumping on Your Stereo

Consults “The Art of the Comeback” ... ArcSky has lost all credibility. Terrible at commenting. Obviously biased.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

Doesn’t this entrepreneur have a self-sustaining business to run?

You might say Ready wasn’t...

Pink Moon

“Robin is the one who has to fight for us”

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

“Pepperidge Farm bread...that’s fancy bread. You can tell it’s fancy because it’s wrapped twice. You open it... and it still ain’t open. That’s why I don’t buy it. I don’t need another step between me and toast.” - Mitch Hedberg

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

Lemme interrupt with some swamp rock, y’all