“Fast And Furious Bullshit” is the next film in the series, where the crew is illegally smuggling corn-fed beef from Iowa to Pebble Beach to be sold as grass-fed using insanely modified farm equipment.

THE JL WRANGLER IS AN ABOMINATION AND NOT AS GOOD AS THE JK WHICH WAS AN ABOMINATION AND WAS NOT AS GOOD AS THE TJ WHICH WAS AN ABOMINATION AND NOT AS GOOD AS THE YJ WHICH WAS JUST WRONG AND NOT AS GOOD AS THE CJ7 WHICH WAS NOT AS GOOD AND HAD BIGGER DOOR OPENINGS THAN THE CJ5 WHICH WAS TERRIBLE AND NOT AS RELIABLE…

this was your superhero origin story and you missed it. you should have gotten beat up, steeled your resolve and built a crime fighting suit out of salvaged jeep parts, gotten justice on the bad guy, and gone on to make things better for all citizens of the junkyard. now you’re just the unnamed guy being slowly driven…

Funny you mention that. I actually took her out in the car after it was finished, went on a long drive out in the country, and asked her to marry me. The car is probably going to stick around for a while.

It’s what I’d picture a bizarro version of David Tracy’s yard would look like if he had too much money and a healthy coke addiction....

This whole “LS engines are literally the cheapest thing ever” idea is getting really old. Please, please, please show me where you can get a decent LS2 and a Tremec T56 for $3k. Hell I’d even pay you a $1k finders fee, because you’d still be saving me a few grand.

i dont undsterand y this be comint of the dai.

Am I having a stroke?

I guess I’d like to hear those “various reasons” why you take that kind of thing personally because from where I’m sitting, you sound like about as big of a d-bag.

If you had said that she parked in the very last disabled parking spot available, or if you had said it was a very busy day, then maybe there’s…

I get and agree with not liking people abusing the disabled spot, but if someone worked somewhere and knew it was “not very busy at all,” and that there were never so many disabled visitors that all three spots were ever taken at the same time, and also that they were just running in to pick up a check and shoot the…

We put a guy’s car on the roof of the shop, filled a guy’s car up with packing peanuts, put loose gravel inside hubcaps, added a ton of extra wheel weights to one wheel so it would be so off balance that it bounced like a basketball. So many other things that I can’t remember right now. Ah, working at a dealership in…

He’s Canadian and got stuck in the snow. Isn’t that considered a felony? Do they strip you of your Tim Horton’s rewards card, or least send you to a jail that doesn’t serve poutine? How is this handled?

or just done a sick kickflip and said forget it to his worries

First: I’ve been saying this for years about the increasingly invasive nannies that are infecting modern cars. People learn to rely on automatic brakes and lane-keep devices instead of actually driving. Then when they don’t work or they drive a different car without them they’re even worse drivers. Not to mention…

It’s so nineties-throwback, it’s practically an Eddie Bauer edition. Glorious.

In reality, when you factor in maintenance costs, the thieves are estimated to have lost about $200k.

graverobber lives in California!

You seem like the type of “mindset” that purposely misses the trashcan so that a Janitor can pick it up for you....

I see your Saturn Sl1 limo, and raise you a Saturn Sl2 limo.