Mercedes R129.

He got all huffy.

Craaaack piiiiipe!

And so it begins.

This Ariel Fan Car

Or literally anything else.

Jony Ive: We made the iphone thinner... but to do so we had to remove the headphone port... so those $300 beats headphones you bought from us, are no longer going to work with your phone. We also added a second camera, which makes the camera bump even larger... so really the phone isn’t thinner than the bulge, but we…

Yes.

> Believe it or not, there will come a time in your life when a WRX STI stops being socially acceptable, if you care about that sort of thing.

Nope.

Those would be pretty awesome names! I love parents that name their kids after things they can’t afford. Met a guy named Rent the other day! ...Or maybe he said Brent.

Those comments could’ve been cut and paste from a NPOCP post. And it’s a stunt car from a weirdshit kids’ movie, so I don’t really know what he expected as far as the internet’s response; he wasn’t exactly selling the equivalent of Bond’s DB5.

The internet truly is a gift that gives with one hand while trying to punch you in the nuts with the other.

Dear ‘Murricans on Jalopnik - please stop being stupid. Can You? Please?

Hmm, where have I seen this image before....?

Mystery solved:

Oh look, another unnecessarily snarky internet comment dissing something.

So much torque, it’s the whole car that revs around the crankshaft.

Fiddy’s requirements in a car are, and I quote:

A 2 door short bed version is the only version I ever wanted.

I’m still hopeful that there will be a two door...hopeful, but also doubtful.