If it would have happened on our Northern border I cannot help but think things would have ended differently.

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.

I'd rather have a different $27,000 car.

Maybe your GTI only has those ten horsepower when the ECU senses it’s been hooked to a dyno.

I was fifteen and rode my bike with a friend to the theater. He wanted to see Shrek and I wanted to see this. We bought our tickets and parted ways. Fifteen years later he's an anesthesiologist and I'm a middle class automotive industry guy who had to Google the spelling of anesthesiologist.

No fair, they didn’t test the Mustang in real-world conditions.

Quick summary for the impatient:

Manual 4.4 black 540i

Came for this. Quickly remembered how awful it was. Now searching for eye bleach.

E36 M3 steering wheels are just plain unsightly.

All this is doing is reminding me that Mazda used to be the College Kid of the automotive world, doing all sorts of crazy, random, and occasionally very smart things that manifested into their lineup of cars under two nameplates in Japan.

Ok, I’ll give you the argument of greatest lineup, only because I don’t want to argue that. But now I give you the greatest car dealership website ever:
Lingscars.com
As a graphic designer, I must say it is the greatest website of all time. It effectively provokes emotion, something you can’t say about any other car…

You sound like the opposite of fun.

Having driven an STI for 10 of the last twelve years—178K miles; I can say that I believe that the STI would benefit from an additional 45-60hp!

get a Cobb downpipe and Accessport, if you haven’t. best decision you’ll ever make. i have had mine for over 45,000 miles and no regrats.

“One!”

BMWs have a V6 a million Craigslist sellers can't be wrong

In their defense, you clearly have a chauffeur-like air about you, since you use phrases like “a mite peeved.”

It will always be Boaty McBoatface to me.

I thought this article would be about why the cars themselves sucked, but in all actuality, it turned out to be about why YOU suck driving high hp cars (hhpc).