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That was really desperate. WeatherTech must have threatened to pull their ads or something.

Yeah. Fantasies of ripping through the streets of Monaco and then splashing out into the Mediterranean to zip around all the yachts picking up rich supermodels in my screaming V12 Countach boat-car became a bit overwhelming and I stopped comprehending everything else.

Yup. You all owe 50fridge a god damned apology.

Itwould be awesome if pedestrians showed up as shells or banana peels. Ya know because you don’t wanna hit those.

Yeah, but six wheels on three axles is unquestionably cooler than six wheels on two.

Please close your Jalopnik account.

Or just slap a few M-badges on your 228i for cheap horsepower.

My mom would make a “salad” when I was growing up: sliced bananas with a mayo/peanut butter/honey mixture.

Legal reasons, I think. If you get rear-ended, it keeps puny cars from getting sucked into the rear wheels’ death-churn.

I give them credit for using the cars—as if keeping them in heated garages under covers and only taking them out for short cruises on sunny weekends is so “manly”.

There will be a follow up to this article when Doug sells his Aston to Tavarish for the price of a brand new Corolla.

“You ask why not a BMW, Mercedes? We want a technology company that builds a car, not a car company that tries to build technology.”

Were they serving Kool-Aid while folks were in line?

Chevy SS. Near-luxury, affordable, roomy, quick, V8, RWD, stick, can fit carseats, in-laws, strollers, and a weekend’s gear.

As a muscle car enthusiast, I would hoon this everyday with my 2.5 kids in the back seats.

“as the snow chains keep hitting the carbon kevlar wheel wells”

If it had solid axles I'd literally go and buy it on day one

No, most Texas thing ever would be a dually Cadillac.

It looks like this V6 Mustang.

Not Doug DeMurano?