Actually, it's self-depricating. I fly US for business so I GET UPGRADED FROM COACH because I have platinum status. So, yes, I'm one of those "any schmucks" who apparently doesn't have a stick in his ass like some of the other insecure schmucks in coach.

Yeah, those "any" schmucks are are a real pain in the ass, as opposed to the high class pompous turd societal gems who would make such a remark.