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No, Lovitz is "good" too in Southland Tales. He's trying something. As is Sean William Scott, who has to shoulder an awful lot of dramatic weight in this movie. Dwayne Johnson goes totally nuts, like, legitimately full-on nervous breakdown crazy. Which he does not very convincingly so, but very energetic and

Never since Playtime has lighting be used more ingenial to heighten the comedic potential of everyday food items like in the wiener organ scene in "Freddy Got Fingered". To answer the artists question in the most blunt way possible: Yes, Daddy DOES want some sausage. Verily, indeed!

As a tale about two damaged men inexplicably linked by faith - and (maybe?) heritage, I'd say "Of course!" There's no way the antagonistic father-son-relationship in "Hot Rod" wasn't at least somewhat inspired by that from "Freddy Got Fingered". Which by itself draws inspiration from everywhere, be it cultural

Neil Breens "Double Down". In a span of only two or three days. I thought I could stomach "I Am Here…. Now!" right after my first viewing of "Double Down", but it almost drove me mad. It's just too… much. The self-importance, the faux-profundity poorly dressed as faux-badassery, I still can not believe that the man

Eh, more like totally snorifying, amirite?!

The eponymous character from Konrad Wolf's "Solo Sunny", the main character from "Once Upon A Time There Was A Singing Blackbird" (Don't you think Americans invented upbeat mumblecore about urban hipsters!) and Zangief, because he's hairy and does not give a fuck. A true role model!

"Boobicus revealicus!"

Ah, the kids with their skate boards and their young-adult literature sweatshop novels about magic 'n shit.

How do you call the act in which someone draws sentimental picture sequences in sand on stage while she or he dances? That's magical, too. Sand Sorcery.

That's a highly debatable standpoint, but I mostly agree. The first season delivered thrills, but segued into misery porn and grimness for grimness sake far too often. The mistery and conspiracy elements might be too hokey, but it told a thrilling, season-overspanning narrative to the end (give or take a few highly

Maybe, somewhere, there are space ducks who consider themselves perfectly fine standard ducks, feeding some humans in their ponds with old, stale duckbread, watching Humantales and "Howard the Dude" about a space human. The racism in Humantales would be remarkably authentic, even.

No, I think the general consensus tends more towards "Ducktales Planet".

"wtf dare jew mock jeezuz lol"

Seriously: Rapping children are my worst nightmare.

Yeah, I really only enjoy the episodes where they focus on the plot. I'm at the moment working my way back through the Flop House catalogue, but I've reached the point where I just cannot listen to the podcast while doing something else because they (Flop House) digress so frequently and so immensely that I just tune

Yeah, in retrospect… he never came across as delighted from a MY/WOF piece more delighted than he was by The Apple, just judging by the text.

They pay someone to accumulate, compile and analyze those ramblings, just to be sure, and it's just like, a few hundred thousand dollars per year.

What I liked most about Ugly Americans was it's honest, humanistic worldview of living in a diverse society. That might sound terribly obvious and corny, but the show had a really smart way of making stories about ordinary extraordinary people heartfelt, even if they were very, very alien. Like, a love story between

Well, the train of thought _is_ pretty plausible for a movie producer. The buying-presents-for-little-girls part might flex reality a bit, though.

Yeah, I was mortified that the Schweigburgeresse could quote the female lines from "Top That" ad verbatim. I've had never heard of top that before. I remembered the "ugly" best friend from gifs, but I was not aware of Teenage Witches and "Top That".