They kind of annoyed me, because it seemed like another one of those dead ends they let Miyamoto explore frequently and to no effect whatsoever, like the vitality sensor, GBA connectivity (Well, conceptually it paid off in form of the WiiU, but not really) or this weird motion control concepts he showcased at E3 2014.…

But seriously, if they wanted to get into the movie business seriously and, like, super fast, they should reboot the Maniac Cop franchise with Reggie as the Robert Zdar successor, make a lot of quick money and let it fund Renny Harlins daring vision of Animal Crossing. It's got Geena Davis, it's got a singing frog,…

Cue Miyamoto peeking his head out of his windowless utility cabinet of an office, grinning and waving a fax that PBS picked up a full season order of his Pikmin shorts. Well, he would've, but now he's all fancy up in his CEO office, bossing around Warner executives to make his Birdo tryptichon exactly as sexually…

That's the point the bookreaders knew beforehand was always coming but didn't tell anyone about because it was way more depressing than any wedding or character death combined.
The way Benioff and Weiss fixed the goddamn Mereneese Knot was so stupendously straightforward, you just HAVE to wonder how dearly it must suck…

Now I've got "Foot care and shoe shopping with diabetes" and an ad for a "cheap cruise finder", which I suppose is amputee friendly.

Granted, I might know everything I know about people of color from a handful of selected Key&Peele sketches on Youtube, so you might take my insights with a few grains of "based on what I think must be popular belief" salt, but aren't non-white people more afraid of magic instead of being busy building a whole…

Go through the Library, Guilty Spark said. It will be fun, he said.

On the one hand, I'm kinda glad the "Seven Things Germans Do Best"-Ad seems to be gone, at least for now (Spoiler: It's genocide, sausages, beer, building stuff, genocide, cars, genocide and genocide). On the other hand I think Google is slowly, but steadily aggregating information about my health through…

They pretty much burned through all variations of twist endings during the first season.You could say that they completely exhausted the shows structural variety during those 20-odd episodes, and the rest was just changing the layers of bullshit and filler to disguise the fact. Also: Way to ruin a great TV character…

That dome's gotta dome, I think, but let's talk about something different: The ads on the right side of the page. On the previous page I was schooled about facts in regard to coffee consumption and diabetes, now it's alcohol consumption and diabetes. Am I being fat-shamed into Mormonism, courtesy of Google Adworks?

The first Hitman movie was truly awful. I can't even muster up the enthusiasm to go into details of _why_ it was an awful movie exactly, but the circumstances of why I watched it in the first place are grotesque enough: On pretty awful opiate-based painkillers after a severe spinal disc herniation, so I was forced to…

"My favourite place to find PAWGs since Kid Rock did these!" - RapeyChakotay

It's pretty revealing how long this literary critique fixates on the authors liking of Alanis Morisette, because that's totally influential on his body of work. And yes, of course, let's drag an actual arsehole into the discussion and basically align Foster Wallaces work with that literary genius and inspiring…

As if the Peter Dinklebot was one of the least problems this disturbingly well-polished for it's mind-bending monotony grindfest had. Still has, to a quite large extent. Given how rushed most of the narrative elements were thrown out, it would be totally in line with those events if Dinklage literally phoned his lines…

He was dressed surprisingly clean and occasion-appropriate in Sharknado 2, of all things.

I love that Nabin just by default considers Europeans to be completely okay with pretentious shit, as well as completely ignorant in regards to popular culture.

The higher you grasp for, thematically, the more you can fail miserably. It's actually completely fair. If I would try and dabble in, let's say, architecture, I wouldn't try my go at something like St. Pauls Cathedral, unless I would be absolutely sure how to pull it off (And would rightly be considered insane for the…

I still can't decide wether it's baffling of NBC to relaunch this IP so comparatively short after hydraulically fracking it into the ground, but there must be something irresistable about superhero shows these days. After all, NBC so often tried and failed at superhero shows in the past, what bad would one more…

Yeah, a marine or something like that. Maybe he experienced the gritty ways of war firsthand himself and chose a life of fine-herb-consumption and constant sexual intercourse preferable to mindless slaughter, which seems like a sound choice to me.
But if anyone would force me to listen to reggae against my will, I…

Just politely pass on the "shit-smeared frog-people spears".