Blasphemy. Please don’t compare her to Missy Elliott. While Missy may not be as famous as she used to be, she was not just flash in the pan. Her career has spanned almost two decades. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missy_Elliott

have you seen the video of naomi campbell goin’ in on her first class airplane seat with the antibacterial wipes? that’s me, and my friends think i’m crazy. i try to explain that people are nasty, and you don’t know what went on before you showed up. now i have video to back it up, and this was for all to see, didn’t…

I’m the kind of white they make SPF 80 for, and I don’t get any of those things; was kind of appalled and amazed that people not only do those things, but then STRONGLY DEFEND THEMSELVES. Was really weird to see people explaining why they don’t wash various body parts or have their damn pets up in everything WITHOUT…

This. My co-worker likes to date women who wear tight mini dresses without underwear and I refuse to get in his car after he’s been on a date until it has been detailed. Co-worker doesn't understand why.

I learned this when a black friend refused to eat my burritos at the office potluck because he had never seen my kitchen and didn’t trust it.

Ew, who the hell is letting pets up on the countertop?  X_X

You just know there’s no way they disinfect all of those seats between games and events unless there’s like, vomit on it or something... Shit’s nasty.

This is a classic case of doing too much.

Girrrrrrl No!

Yeah this is gross for both her and the person who has that seat next game if they don’t clean those seats. 

I was thinking the same thing about those stadium seats. I was just telling my god son about laying on booth seats in a Bob Evans restaurant, yesterday and I’d give Lizzo the same advice;

“You know, just for comparison, the person in front of you took no time at all, and I’ve had subway commutes that took less time than it took you to get out of here.” The cashier gave me a complicit grin. That person left, angry, but didn’t take a swing at me.

That’s awful. I remember as a teenager at my summer job, we occasionally had to process transactions with a debit card that was essentially WIC and/or SNAP. The first time I had a customer use this type of payment, I royally fucked it up on the card scanner by pushing the wrong classification button and had to call…

WIC can be weirdly specific, too. I was behind a woman trying to use it to buy a gallon of milk, but it would only cover the generic brand. Which the store was out of, so it’s supposed to cover the next cheapest brand, but instead of just ringing it up, they took ten minutes to call a manager and check inventory. WE…

The reason that they inspect every last item is because WIC has very strit requirements about what you can and can not get. If just one item is incorrect the check is declined and the tore gets no money. One place I worked at as a cashier and later front end manager would actually take the amount of a declined WIC…

I did some volunteer work with immigrants, and it was the first time I had to actually read WIC coupons (grew up on WIC but was too young to understand it all). They are so damn specific, it’s insane. I felt like an ass because I held up the line by choosing the wrong baby food (couldn’t be a “medley”, had to be just…

Fed is fed is absolutely right. I found out after my dear friend, who was an elementary school teacher, passed away that she basically bought a bag of apples or oranges, several cans of soup, and a bag of mini-chocolates a week. Every Friday the students had “take home bags” to put their artwork and paperwork for…

People in line making comments like “Oh, here we go” isn’t sufficient reason to have a dedicated checkout line. Were dedicated checkout lines required, you would likely see either fewer (or no) stores participating in the program because they would lose money paying cashiers to keep a dedicated lane open at all times,…

THIS. what people’s tiny, cruel-to-others-to-feel-superior brains can’t grasp is that SNAP and WIC are FOOD PROGRAMS. That’s all. there’s no one scamming the program. it's not rife with fraud. it's people needing food. like me. I just had to go back on food stamps after leaving a shitty job. 

I’m not optimistic. Trump’s base would burn down their own trailers if it meant some black people and abortion harpies would get caught in the blaze.