I guarantee you this is one of her videos.

I’m really happy that there’s a subset of people who also despise the part of it where she says she’s nervous about her 1st ride. I live alone and I have yelled into the void of my living room many times over that line.

oh my god i am in love with you!

3:15am is a time I only like seeing when I’ve stayed up that late, never when I’m getting up that early.

I took as this and got extra rage,

Ya know, that’s what people said about getting up at 7am, ‘Oh eventually you’ll get used to it!’

“It’s a little dull for miles 3-20, but wait until you see how I pedal for miles 21-40!”

No shit. Not to mention, it’s not even really a cost thing. We already probably have one more car than we need (two car household in the city). Buying a car for ANY amount is definitely a “let’s have a conversation” purchase, as I assume it is for most people.

Seriously one of the main reasons I don’t have and never will have kids is that I can not get up at 5am or 6am and be any kind of functional throughout the day. 

She’s really stressed about breaking that plateau that’s keeping her at 95 pounds.

OMG, I forgot about the Brooklyn iPad girl. Never have I wanted a kid to get hit by a bus more.

you think she’s taking care of the kid? look at that house - she’s got someone to take care of the kid.

I’m happy to hear I’m not the only one with a rage boner for this commercial. The previous plugs for this stationary bicycle (only toddlers and assholes call it “spinning”) feature an insufferable gallery of young, blandly attractive rich assholes in the heat of orgiastic body narcissism were bad enough. Here, though,…

The worst are the Christmas ones where one spouse buys the other a luxury car.  I think my wife and I would kill each other if one of us bought something so expensive without telling the other.  And we actually do pretty well!

What time does she go to work that she can get up at six, get a ride in, take care of her kid, and still be at the office? Noon?

The ones that irk me the most are those vehicle insurance ones that only advertise that you can load their app to keep in constant contact with your car insurance agents. Sheesh, I don’t ever -want- to contact my agent. Other than to pay a bill as ours doesn’t do online bill paying, I don’t contact them.

I have two young kids and work downtown. My ass has been waking up at 5:00 AM for 4+ years now.

I always thought 6:00 was a fairly normal time for adults to wake up. It’s not pleasant, but it’s not something I ever thought of bragging about.

The coup de grâce really is at the end when they are watching her old Peloton workout videos on the couch as if that’s completely normal.

This ad plays constantly on MSNBC, which plays on the elevator at the building I work at, and it makes me lose my fucking mind. Why is she nervous about her “first ride” on a fucking stationary bike? Who would be surprised that she did a cardio workout five days in a row? Waking up at 6 am sucks, but not exceptionally…