I also felt it was sort of disrespectful to the source material. There actually, the old film is based off a series of novels, and the old Oz books are actually one of if not she earliest examples of popular serial fantasy. Not only did it drastically deviate from the movie, altering classic characters to better fit…

That's insane and terrifying.

I don't own a penis myself, so perhaps someone could explain to me HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE A HUGE TICK ON YOUR JUNK? At the very least, wouldn't the other participant say, "Oh hey honey, what is that bump.... OH MY DEAR LORD!"

so was i when i thought it. *shudder*

well....i'm gonna look on the brightside of this horror and just be happy it didn't uncharacteristically unlatch itself and move into the woman's vagina (or really whatever hole or person he was doing it with, let's not be presumptuous). I know that's not a thing normally (ticks leaving before they've had their fill)…

The man had a very forgiving wife, I imagine, or he was so bad at sex that the hazelnut-sized tick went unnoticed. I like to think my wife would point something out if there was a parasitic, blood-sucking insect where there was none before.

The thought of a tick getting lost in... places... is absolutely horrifying.

That's the question I had. You either have pigment or you don't.

yeh. either that or hes thinking "I've made a bug mistake." rofl

...both of which were actually pretty good, in retrospect. These guys get way, way too much guff and not nearly enough credit.

He kinda looks like the love child of Matt Damon and Ron Perlman.

I hope so. Cause if that's how us dudes are supposed to dress in the future, I'm out. :) LOL

Rollerblades? Knee-pads? Half Wolf? Is it just me or this this movie kind of seeming like something that was written for the 80s?

Is the harness for the wires and not the costume, maybe?

Look at Raph, though. The others are mourning their Brothers, and he's just broken down. It seems like if there was sound and movement, he'd be sobbing, shaking. About to give into his anger and do some tragic, stupid shit.

Thank you for this. I went to Wikipedia and read up on it and I can honestly say I am mortified. Let me just quote this awesome little snippet: "Cymothoa exigua extracts blood through the claws on its front, causing the tongue to atrophy from lack of blood. The parasite then replaces the fish's tongue by attaching…

*gravelly voiced announcer* From the makers of Sharknado....

They never thought to cross a shark, with another shark... Beware, the Sharkshark! (voiced by Clancy Brown)

Sharkception.

Sharkanibal?