Seriously Alcide telling Sam to stay out of Bon Temps, where Sam fucking lives when Alcide is living in fucking Shreveport now?! FUCK YOU ALCIDE

Every day this week, the first thing I did when I got to work was load up io9 and see if the recap was up yet, so you aren't alone!

The weird silver lining is that this is probably the death non-glamored/depressed-Terry would have wanted. He got one perfect day where he was a husband and father with no baggage or sorrow. It was probably the most perfect day he'd had since the war. I'm sure he'd have been happy to know that that's how he would get…

[Confession and question time] I missed the first couple of seasons - don't give me that look - so I'm wondering why Sarah Newlin was able to rescind Jessica's invitation when it was Jason's house (and Jason who would have made it originally)??? And speaking of Sarah - can she be turned into a Pez dispenser next,…

YES. FINALLY.

Can I be wrong is asking how long Sookie and Warlow on in the fairy boom boom room? Seems that if I can remember correctly time is different there. Maybe they will miss all of this vamp camp shit. Thoughts?

Thanks Meredith! -2 things, I wish Billith would have knocked the head off the marble statue and placed the Gov's head on it in its place, it was a lovely scene nonetheless though. 2nd, did a Sniper shoot Terry? Or was there some kind of Red Neck Booby Trap for Raccoon's set up in the Dumpster?? Hmm?

I'm just glad you had time to write a recap this week, pleasant surprise, had already given up hope for this week. I figured you were at Comic-Con or something.

Can I just say how much of a gigantic CON Lilith is? What the hell is even her point? Kind of wish Bill would just kill her again or something.

Do the writers hate writing for Lafayette? Why does Alcide get pages of lines while we get LaLa for all of 2 minutes of screen time? The werewolf story line is horrendous. Aftter the whole "Lafayette is a witch in Mexico" plot we deserve some old school high on V, humping the couch Lafayette.

So it was a precious fairy vagina after all? Pam, how are you psychic?

PRO: Eric and family caper. I seriously loved this bit. It was just too much fun.

Jumping down mid-way through reading to say that THIS WAS TOTALLY WORTH THE WAIT. Dying.

WHAT?!!!

No more:

Wow I actually completely forgot about that scene. Terry's death was sad but a bit too corny honestly. But at least we got to see BEEEEL walk around, creepily chuckling while being shot several times.

Please yes. I have been waiting for this recap with the express desire to be very clear how much I need to have an arts and crafts party with Lala.

Does anyone else think it's funny/tragic that the "amazing shot" Terry hired so that he'd be killed as quickly and peacefully as possible shot him through the neck, so he could slowly drown on his own blood? That's fucked up, right there.

Ever since seeing Pacific Rim my opinion of Warlow has been skewed. I now know the actor can play a real dick and I've always believed that Warlow has got some evil ulterior motive. Now I'm just waiting for Sookie to get screwed (yes, a horrible pun) yet again.

"Warlow asks her to tie him up, and Sookie utters possibly the smartest thing she's ever said, "If you don't want to hurt me, don't." How the True Blood police didn't show up and conk her on the head with a giant penis-shaped bat, I will never know."