They’re so good that I’ll suck my own dick to completion?

I have a hard time believing that guy didn’t want toupée.

Mark Dantonio with the Rich Homie Quan shoutouts will never get old.

Whoever picked Toby Keith should be kicked in the dick

The official then offered Amare his knee so he could jump again.

Boston PEOPLE are insufferable in general. Chicagoans are pretty cool from my experience, so I doubt we see anything quite on that level.

he can’t read yet

I assume these are the people that are unaware the phrase, “under god” was added in the 1950's and not in the original version. Which, as everyone knows, was first published in the New Testament.

Man it’s really feast or famine with the Irish.

Kid Rock is the worst thing to ever happen to Detroit and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Wait you mean you were so eager to tell everyone how wrong someone who disagrees with you was, you didn’t get the basics of the story first? 2016 “journalism” in a nut shell.

Miami Dolphins players Arian Foster, Jelani Jenkins, Kenny Stills, and Michael Thomas all kneeled

To which Aikman replied: “Will you shut up and come back to bed?”

There are probably several niche porn websites to disprove this assertion.

Fresno State declined the penalty, too.

Lol nah it’s great. This is what happens when you bite the hand that feeds you. Cops should’ve done this a while ago. You wanna vilify cops? You wanna wear cops are pigs socks? All while those cops are literally ringing the stadium to provide the cone of security in which you earn your millions?