I finally decided to join twitter about 1 month ago (I’m so old)...my first follow was Ashley.

I never thought I’d read a story where the city of Cincinnati came out as the most preferable option...but here we are.

+1 R, +1 R, +1 L, +1 L, +1 R, +1 R, +1 R Hop, +1 R Hop, +1 R Hop, +1 Spike

He just pleaded guilty?

There’s more to this than just a swimming pool of a work zone.

Rain is a convenient excuse. Design/construction issues have been delaying this for a while. When you design within a half mile of one of the more active geological faults in California, things get difficult. No pun intended, but some journalist could dig deeper on this.

I’ve been trying to make this point for years.

If only Carrie Fisher was alive...

I agree. I wish the interviewer would have asked if she still supports the NRA, or will that opinion change when she gets shot.

Ahem...

Or has kids

“Name sir?”

You are all so close...use a single serving Nacho cheese doritos bag, crush it up, dump 1 scoop of cooked ground beef, 1 spoonful of sour cream, 1/2 handful of cheese of choice, and hot sauce in the bag and mix up with a fork. It’s now your ‘walking around’ taco.

Correction: Dennis Hopper learns to start drinking through the power of shitty high school basketball. He learned to stop drinking through the power of hypothermia and forced hospitalization...

Similarly, how the hell am I supposed to chip my front tooth drinking directly out of the box?

I considered moving to the Pacific Northwest mainly because of Tim’s Cascade Jalapeno Kettle Chips. If they ever distributed to the east coast I would gain 40 pounds in under a year.

Step 1: Purchase 1 bag Buffalo Blue and 1 bag of Jalapeno kettle chip

I sense you are a Jalapeno chip enthusiast. If you are ever in the Pacific Northwest, may I recommend Tim’s Cascade Jalapeno Chips? I may or may not have tried to fit several bags in my checked luggage at one point.

Sadly I have attended more Sockers games than Chargers games. I was 6-10 years old and loved when they were introduced as through dry ice steam with dire straits walk of life playing....

No love for steve zungul?