Out of curiosity, what do you cook with the Dutch overn 4 times a week? My only experience with Dutch ovens is scout camp cooking and was always more work that it was worth.

You must have left early. Board Member 3 adjourned with “Those guys are fags”

If you think the Berkeley stadium is a seismic marvel...dig deeper into the Rams new stadium (pun fully intended).

The dads, like me in their late 30s to 40s, know exactly what it’s from (usually hear a “Melon!” from the crowd). The kids...no idea what it’s from, they just like the farting noises.

No way! The Triple Lindy prep where I make fart noises with my armpit and test the wind with my thumb kills it with the dads and kids at the neighborhood pool. I suggest you try it sometime.

“ because Bruce and Julian decided to get hitched”

I’m with you, really. I’m not being snarky here. But this is the full sentence: “While there is no cure for lead poisoning, Dr. Hanna-Attisha noted three factors that can help mitigate exposure—eating foods high in calcium, iron, and vitamin C; getting physical exercise; and mindfulness”

I’m with the good doctor until about right here: “; and mindfulness”

2001 8th out of 12 teams

When was your last drink, sir?

I sort of agree with Dave here. I’m thinking “Maybe you’ve had enough tonight?” to John Belushi...

6) Hit by a bus

+1 Camaro

“ forced sport activities” Can you elaborate on these? The school mandates extra-curricular sports?

Easy Spirit 30

Yale doesn’t have sports scholarships, but they do give out ‘merit aid’, which shockingly goes to a lot of athletes. You’d be amazed at the career paths of Ivy League athletes. The big banks and consulting firms love them.

Probably investment banking or management consulting...and making more money in 5 years than I’ll see in 30.

It’s also common in Baltimore...

Don’t be stupid. Everybody knows that HELOCs are for jet-skis.

Don’t forget the almonds...and the almonds