I know your heart is in the right place, but I think this is the worst thing you can do. She is going to put that in the back of her mind and then at the worst possible time she’s going to lose it with some sort of rant: “I’m the one being passive-aggressive! Well at least I have the balls to tell someone my opinion…

I think there is a term for this...I can’t quite nail it down. “Off the property?” “Off the boat?” “Off the green zone?” God...why can’t I think of it?

Based on the emphasis on escape, keep the rollerskates...

You posted an oldie but goodie fight vid. The miracle man who makes it through the fight at 1:37 in the 2nd video is still an inspiration to me every time I walk through a crowded bar with a full beer.

Seriously! The walkman is older than Anne Hathaway

If everyone followed this philosophy, construction in the USA would halt immediately.

That’s why he’s the boss’s boss...

Chmura could host this session from a hot tub.

Correct me if I’m wrong here but 3 years ago the SP500 was around 1400. Today it is at around 1900. I don’t see the loss of growth.

Stafford from JC Penney. Every Christmas...every Christmas. Thanks Dad.

Seriously! I feel like TotallyNotEoDS just kicked my family dog.

The greatest songwriting team in the history of music is Bob Dylan and whoever brought Bob Dylan his cigarettes/speed/weed/220-221 whatever it takes.

No love for Phineas and Ferb?

Subtle booger eater:

You just proved that Jesus Christ CAN hit a curveball...

Kurt Bevacqua

Just because the tournament is in Salisbury doesn’t mean these guys didn’t bring the family and dog from Glen Burnie.

Even money that both of these guys wear black Ray Lewis jerseys to the grocery store on Sundays...their wives probably have pink Flacco jerseys which they wear to work on Fridays.

I could give you a list of probably 15 towns surrounding Baltimore where this could happen on any given night. The accents give it away. They probably worked things out over a 22 oz beer at the Greene Turtle after the games...

After the fight, they both packed their pop-up tents into their raised jeep wranglers, went home for a beer, and then went out on their wave runners (which are still being paid off).