" then would spend our rides home from school telling me about how uncomfortable anal sex was with him"

Prior to reading the end of the story, I was going to ask why does he have a key to her car. Then the cat entered the plot and opened up many, many more questions? Were you guys carneys? Was she living in her car? Was she like 40? Were you 40? Where am I?

Can we get a Greg Howard analysis on the girl flopping at 0:13? UEFA quality stuff there...

When Jim is on the phone with Verizon, he says "yes, Tomsula... as in Don Shula…except with a T instead of a D and an H between the S and the U…and eliminate the space…it's not that hard…ITS NOT THAT HARD…I'M A PEOPLE PERSON!!!"

Good point ThePriceofEggsinMalta, you may not have been paying attention to this point, already brought up by Carl during discussion of Item 1.B.a of the meeting agenda. Perhaps it was when you were reading the email by BIG CLIENT, but you missed this discussion.

That is a risky move and has potential to backfire after too many attempts. You definitely don't want to be known as "Goddammit, every conference call I have with Dancin Homer he brings up some stupid point."

I'd like to agree with Carl and follow up on some key points of his. Carl beat me to this point by 2 minutes. I'd like to discuss potential causes of this and see if we can streamline this process in the future, so that 2 similar-thinkers are not working on similar items in parallel. Perhaps a small breakout session…

This. I would like to also reiterate that anyone who brings something up when the meeting organizer says "Anyone else have any items?" will be met with severe scorn and will not be notified when there are leftover bagels in the breakroom.

The Political Correctness police have won again! This is what happens when we try to leave race out of the conversation. What next? Breadlines?

The lady(?) in the black hat and earmuffs dodged a knockout by less than a 1/2 inch...

I nominate maroon leather jacket guy as least valuable participant.

Meh, I'm sure things like this happened to Steve at Middlebury.

Agreed. One of my go-to reads everyday.

Al Sharpton was consulted on the celebration; therefore ACORNY.

"Or … or you can do what my kid did, which was to wait for tee-ball season to end, and then never go back."

I think that's a stranger who made an unfortunate wardrobe selection today.

You ignorant fools, Walk on the right, Stand on the left!

Throw in the giant box of Junior Mints and you've got yourself a deal!

Have you ever seen the "Invisible Gorilla" video that corporate consultants show? It reminded me of that. If you google "Invisible Gorilla" you will never forget magic beer man...

Kudos to the guy at 1:32 who walks through the whole thing without losing a drop of beer.