I think that's a stranger who made an unfortunate wardrobe selection today.

You ignorant fools, Walk on the right, Stand on the left!

Throw in the giant box of Junior Mints and you've got yourself a deal!

Have you ever seen the "Invisible Gorilla" video that corporate consultants show? It reminded me of that. If you google "Invisible Gorilla" you will never forget magic beer man...

Kudos to the guy at 1:32 who walks through the whole thing without losing a drop of beer.

You're lying...you're not in Maryland. Your grocery store comment gives you away. Screw the MD distributor lobby...

I have never cried while trying to hold in laughter at work...until today.

Juanitas?

Then what would we do with our old milk cartons?

Logged in to post the same exact thing. Also, the "ride the lightning" sentence was the best thing I've read in years...

That is one weird looking bear...the white thing on his left is weird looking also.

You should have a whole section on Dropoff Policy and Alcohol Expectations