Here’s the only quote from the founding fathers that we should genuinely take to heart:

This article shouldn’t be about the fact that some of us lowly commenters refused to condemn someone based on information we didn’t have.

I’m a fan of Jen Kirkman and a diehard Jezzie. I admire CK’s work but have never been completely comfortable with him as a person, as I’d heard this shit before (which is rare, I usually have no idea what’s up with celebs). So...Confliction, party of 1.

[scoffs] it’s just funny to here a male talking about some “Titanic”

This story has really humped the shark.

more of a skype fan, are ya?

Worse, Julie would only hold his hand on a contraction to contraction basis. She refused to commit to multiple contractions in a row.

Use Duke’s Mayo, add some pickled, diced Jalapenos, smoked paprika, and chipotle hot sauce.

T.P. song that probably wasn’t right for this band, but they nailed it anyway.

What in the world did I just read... It’s like those recipes that my fiance sends me and it’s 7 paragraphs of how her kids struggled with eating until she discovered gravy and it ends with a brief set of directions for Salisbury steak.

It’s completely impossible to scan too. I typically don’t read entire reviews because I prefer to avoid spoilers for games I may play at some point. I pick and choose segments that appear likely to be focused on gameplay. I can’t scan this at all. I see what the author was trying to do and I like the idea, but it…

I’m pretty sure he died of cancer. There was a whole movie about it- Ryan’s Vogelsong.

Still makes a wonderful base for bbq.