@Vick's Golden Retriever Fight Club - The Fluffy Underbelly: Whoever wins majority power says the same thing every time: "The people have spoken!"

@UweBollocks: Nuts, I thought it had something to do with Tim Daly, Tony Shaloub, and Thomas Hayden Church.

@Dancing Milkcarton: His teleprompter must have broke! Der dee der dee der!

@3rdgentaurusesarecool: I come to this site to read about technology.

@jiznerdo: [www.bloomberg.com]

@Borateen: After reading this, you don't get the sense that one party is worse than the other?

"WAAAAAH. I don't pay attention and don't understand the issues. Someone give me money!"

Corporate ceo's whining about "free markets" and "high taxes" with a Democrat in the White House? This isn't news.

@Ninety-9: "This doesn't fit my needs exactly, therefore I HATE IT."

@rombuu: As a KC Royals fan, you do not, in fact, exist.

I've always wanted to pretend I was an architect.

Actually, I'm From Bucks County

I think there was some green screen action in there.

Clearly this reader has never been to college.

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE EXPLODING CHILDREN?

@BIGE1312: when they're about all that and not blowing shit up, you call them pussies.

@Peter Nincompoop: He was joined by Brett Myers in group sessions.

@SnowSoul: This was nonsensical, selfish conservative government in action. If you want to make the argument that people who hate government shouldn't be in charge of government, then I agree 100%.

@SnowSoul: It was very compassionate to let their house burn down!