Privatizing social services is a libertarian/conservative utopia. This is the consequence of that. Some things should be left to governments to handle, but we've been so conditioned to believe that taxes are evil, people won't pay them to cover the costs of such basic services. And so your house burns down while…

I think what most people don't like about "hipsters" is the fad-chasing. A Star Trek geek is a Star Trek geek for life. A "hipster" will drink PBR because it's fashionable today, but maybe tomorrow it will by Natty Light. They're wearing old school NBA jerseys now, but tomorrow it's USSR hockey jerseys. And the day…

My niece has Chiari and has a shunt doing the same thing. Like others said, it's not digesting the brain fluid that helps, it's to relieve the pressure of the fluid in her skull.

@RainyDayInterns: It's terrible art, they're terrible artists. So no, they shouldn't be making that much. I mean, hooray capitalism and all that, but no, they don't deserve it.

These idiots make $200,000 every episode of this awful show.

The worst parts were George Will complaining about three-run home runs and Bob Costas claiming that he was immediately skeptical of Mark McGwire after he broke Maris's record. Fuck you, Costas, like you weren't sucking McGwire's shriveled dick like everyone else was.

@Gottliebs Cards: at least you're white.

If that Avatar movie ever becomes reality, kids will slip into NBA bodies [black skin]rather than blue skin.

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: These are also the five people you meet in Heaven.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Other than my "masturbating in the office men's room" time, I will be!

If you're a social media marketing guy, sure. If you're an accountant...not so sure. But maybe!

@LetsTryThisAgain: what's the deal with breathing anyway? i breathed once. then i analyzed my breathing mechanics, deduced that the rest of my life would be a monotony of inspiration and expiration, and sat down.

@The Intern: Beat me to it. I laughed when I heard that.

@jwaves2007: Ned Beatty approves.

@MyNameisn'tEarl: The last 10 Academy Awards for best picture: Gladiator, A Beautiful Mind, Chicago, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, Million Dollar Baby, Crash, The Departed, No Country for Old Men, Slumdog Millionaire, The Hurt Locker.

@trs: Cory Booker is one of the best, if not the best, mayors in this country. Look him up before you denigrate him.

@angstman: Disagreeing with them doesn't mean they're wrong. As someone said above, they fight for everyone's rights, even if it's for someone you detest.

@FauxReal: Er, that's why you have representatives in Congress. They are your "voice."

@angstman: examples?

@dfp3050: "iPhone sux, get a droid, n00b."