@jethro1138: i think it's pretty cool to share new music with other people, but that's just me.

We choose to make fake vomit, not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

I give Pujols five minutes at the rally before he's surrounded by teabaggers and demanded to go back to Mexico.

We vacuum up the pine needles from our Christmas tree every year and it smells fantastic every time we vacuum afterward. Never had a problem with blockage.

Please, everyone, tell us more about how much you hated the Lost television show/finale. I haven't heard such an opinion yet.

Did any of these teams take cell phone pictures of their dongs, though?

@slaughterhousejackson5: a baseball bat to the head would probably help.

The only way it could be stupider is if it said "Palin 2012."

@Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: Well I am a trained economist

@Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: No, you can't come to my house to use my internet connection, but I can't jump in your car to use the highway either, can I? And yet, we both pay to access it.

@Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: Soooo...how do you propose we pay for anything? Do you enjoy your paved highways?

@Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: What does that even mean? The money of other people?

A lot of this isn't just broadband for personal use. Think of the hospitals, businesses and local governments in rural areas that could use easy access to high-speed internet. You're giving jobs to people to install broadband and you're leveling the playing field for the those who use it.

What are the dimensions on that Windows tablet? It's thick! Looks pretty heavy, too.

They could always go to 4chan.

Managers may challenge any on-the-field call, until one of their challenges is unsuccessful.

@ian.nai: The estate tax is one way to encourage the super wealthy to do something productive with that money other than leave it with the state.

Free boxes, plus the cost of gas and pay of the USPS employee to deliver them...that doesn't seem very cost-effective.

@Spencer Pratt's Flesh Colored Beard: or he could plug the hole with his own fat ass.

@fococlimber: what if my food is really really hot?