Here's my prediction for the press conference: "We're sorry, we screwed it up. We've fixed it for phones being produced now. Original owners can buy a bumper for $10. Problem solved!"

@Qurtyslyn: Horizontally Opposed: Really? So black people who voted for Jackie Robinson to appear in All Star games were just as racist as the white people who called him a nigger? Interesting theory.

@junk_shot_down: Did he die in a fire?

Ironically, the password "63trillionyears" would only take 700 million years to crack.

And now they know your passwords. Suckers!

Where is the "Deport Illegal Immigrants" goal?

Good idea. Unfortunately, my local grocery stores do not accept printed coupons.

@SenorElChimpo: Hmm, a guy in line in front of you has a gun waived in his face. What do you do? I'm sure you're the hero in that fantasy.

@Timmy: I concur.

@OchentaYcinco: If it also leads to one less lawyer in the world, it was a great decision.

How would taking a video of something playing on a television give anyone any indication about the quality of the camera in the phone? Let's think, people!

@thisisasticup: You're right, I meant to say that mine has been "shipped" since the 18th as well.

I wonder if these were all ordered from Apple's web site. I ordered mine from AT&T's on June 15th before all the trouble started. My order status has been "shipped" since yesterday, but the tracking number isn't tracking anything. I called FedEx and they said it was because the shipping information was put into the…

Vomit kid, beer-chugging toddlers, idiots falling down concrete steps, idiots being tased, women detailing their masturbation fantasies...this is truly the golden age of the Phillies fan.

@Ants_Pai: I don't think the woman needs the guy bleeding inside of her as well, especially with AIDS being so widespread in Africa.

The iPad is perfect for priests because we know how much they love to touch things.

@theotherstevejobs: You're right, let's change the rules that have been in place for 150 years.

@dtptampa: Landon Donovan said after the game that the ref never told them what the call was for. He just stopped play for some reason that no one knows.

@WipeMyPujols: He broughts the ruckus to the U.S. team's ass.

@ding-dang: Actually, I think a lot of liberals would say the same thing.