Doug, what did you think of the Phillies front office when you were playing for them and their willingness to sign large contracts now? They were known as tightwads then, but they seem to have opened their pocketbooks quite a bit in recent years.

A blurb from George Will? It must be good!

Will it teach me to do The Carlton? No? Fuck it.

Sports with no blackouts for local teams.

@throwing_ropes: Stop saying gummy so much.

Great, one more asshole is mentored into the world.

@WipeMyPujols: Slippery indeed.

"whilst"? What the fuck is that?

His stand up career disappeared into fat air.

The best part was the end when they made fun of Mexican grounds workers. Mexicans are funny!

@roland_t_flakfizer: I wonder if he glued his uncle's toupee to his face when he played Moses in his Hebrew school play.

Lady? Isn't that Karl Rove?

Helmet? This 5 years old blayer don't need no steenkin' helmet.

Wow, it's hard to believe that a bunch of investment firms believe you should invest more money with them!

I've only been suspicious of those "average" wedding costs. Our standard wedding cost us between five and six thousand. If a well-to-do couple spends $50,000 on theirs, then the average cost of the two is about $28,000. But we weren't even close to that. I suppose that's when other see that average and say, "Well,…

This team is a Big Fucking Deal.

@GreatOdensRaven: Good catch. District Court 43-4-02 is Monroe County, Pa. Also the county where the cop is from.

@Kirk Vassallo: sure, you can legally refuse, you're still gonna get your license suspended for a year. why would anyone consent to taking it then?

@Joetimek: Heh, I was just there trying to find it.

Somewhere, Sean Salisbury is giggling like a little girl.