@Joe Slice: Don't upset the starred commenter fraternity. They are always funny. Always.

@KaiserSoze: Which stadium would that be? Because it sure isn't Lincoln Financial Field.

@Steve U: Yep.

@eagles3 speeeedin: Ok, so the stereotype is you run away from trouble if you're a woman or are feminine. Got it.

I didn't get the line that gay people are known for disappearing when there's trouble. Is that a stereotype I didn't know about?

@Jerry Koosman RC: Yeah, losing a World Series that you reached in a fluke year is sooooo much better than winning one in the midst of the best stretch of baseball in team history.

@UkraineNotWeak: He went to Neshaminy. Nobody is #1 in their class at Neshaminy.

Oh my God, she has an AOL e-mail address. Do we really need to know anything else? #philliesfan

It was the worst of times, it was the blurst of times? #emeritus

Didn't the Phillies take 2 of 3 from the Yankees earlier this year? #watercoolerfodder

I knew it would be a good night when I watched Mickey Morandini throw out the first pitch. #worldfuckingchampions

@MattinglysSideburns: That's how Dennis Byrd met his wife. #marianorivera

Never forget. #rushlimbaugh

#gay #comments

Is anyone else praying for a Gannon-McNabb broadcast team in the near future? Think about all the new football rules we could learn...

Maureen Tkacik: writer for Beliefnet, or heroin addict?

@MikeSmrek: Hey, that's almost as funny as your "throwing bananas at Obama" joke.

@A Pimp Named DaveR: The rambling, run on sentences reminded me a bit of Joyce.

@decoitous: That's what you get for sitting in the Diamond Club you pompous fuck.

@ArkansasFred: Omar Minaya just signed her to a three-year deal.