Wow. That's...interesting (ugly). To each his own, I guess.

When he interviews them in library, police said he asks weird questions such as "Have you crapped your pants?" or "Looked at other boys in the shower?"

@Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Reading is hard, isn't it?

Ruth had 2,518 hits, Mantle had 2,415 and DiMaggio, 2,214. It's amazing none reached the 3,000-hit standard.

Mashed potatoes: are they tasty, or are they TASTY?

Derek Jeter's urine is legal tender currency in Asia.

He was wearing cargo shorts and a fishing hat and all he did was keep throwing a frisbee to that goddamn dog.

This is gonna be the best day I've had all year, and I got married last month.

Forget that Black and Mild cigar case. You have to sign over your first-born child in order to get it.

The most amazing part of that play was the amount of phlegm gurgling inside of Gus Johnson's throat.

Why is this "Prince Fielder's home run celebration" when the entire team took part?

I've used Mint. The interface is nice, but it can't handle ING and it can't handle my 401(k) at JPMorgan. I really, really would like to use it, but until these two bugs are fixed, it can't keep an accurate account of my money.

Never make your guests pay for their drinks - bad form.

I'm getting married August 1, and I've learned one or two things on saving money. First, set a budget. We were forced to because we are paying for almost everything, with the families chipping in here and there. Expect to go over it, too. It's going to happen, but try to limit the damage.

@Kid Canada: This is Amurica, speak English please.

@EroticTangerines: Nope, doesn't work.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Menudo is Puerto Rican, which is kind of like Spain, I guess.

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: My avatar would like to have a word with you.

I never knew its name; I always just said "the rooster stuff." But it's probably my favorite condiment.

I swear to God, I thought that was Ana Gasteyer in that picture and this was some lame SNL stunt.