Annual trek to Canada first week of July, then a week-long honeymoon in the Poconos first week of August. Can't wait!

@DeepFriar: As well as my wife's diamond encrusted vagina.

Anyone with that much Photoshopping done on her face must be telling the truth.

@Gourmet Spud: I wonder when Ludwig last saw his penis.

@ArkansasFred: Yes, except for the years 1994-1997 when he did Weekend Update every Saturday night.

Some people plan their meals before heading to the grocery store. Not me. Before shopping, I grab the circulars and find what's on sale and plan my meals after I buy whatever deals there are.

@So that's how I edit my profile: Not to start a flame war or anything, but are eggs really considered vegetarian? I mean, you are eating a chicken embryo, after all.

Hey, has anyone mentioned how Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse? Because that would make a funny joke!

I've downloaded 25 free songs from artists I never heard of and will probably pony up some cash to buy an album or two from the ones I really enjoyed.

@PermanentInjuredReserve: Take that, you lousy dimension!

@Matt Sussman: WRONG. It was a unicorn that had been caring for a litter of orphaned puppies and baby seals.

That is one fat dog.

@lmaonaise: Eggsellent!

@Sterling Anderson: Actually, being "hip" is why you don't listen to the top ten lists.

Hey, remember when Eminem made that song that made fun of famous people?

@ShakeTiller: No, actually, Miller looks like she wants to punch his fucking lights out. And she should have!

@MattinglysSideburns: Mos Def sheds a tear...then proclaims that 9/11 was an inside job.

Holy Christ, I love Kige.

To be fair, she is filled with helium.

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: I'm imagining this being said in a Cartman voice.