@Jay Cutler's Insulin: +1

His goal was to be a college basketball player and MAYBE a pro?? HA HA HA HA, idiot.

He will now travel the country in support of a John McCain presidency.

The mother from the "Home" episode of the X-Files doesn't see the problem.

@tater: "Does Lil' Randy Moss hafta chokabitch?"

Sometimes I doubt his commitment to sparkle motion.

I used to work at Sesame Place.

Ha ha, those loser Canadians with their universal health care, lax marijuana laws, same-sex marriage, and financial system not completely teetering on the brink of collapse...um...

"He gave his daughters the quintessential small-town roots and love of community."

@mye: I would think it's pretty useful for browsing through your history and trying to find a particular page.

@Her?: Someone needs apostrophe help.

@Tightlines: D'oh, sarcasm tag. I give up.

@Tightlines: Sorry everyone, I didn't include my tag.

@lordroberts68: How does it feel to be a Communist, Commie?

@Paul: Moving to Poland for health care is "easy to do"?

@mathmonkey: If you don't mind waiting eternally for help and dealing with inept and rude workers, then it's worth it. I've been to three different America's Bests and I've had miserable experiences in all three. I kept going back because my brother in law is an executive there and gives me 50% off coupons, but I've…

Admittedly, I am not that bright. I attended Council Rock High School.

The top Super Bowl ad, however, according to Nielsen IAG, was the Budweiser fetching Clydesdale.

@Civil Negligence: Yeah, I miss Andy Musser broadcasting. He looked like a mortician.

Why must everyone harass this poor, retarded monkey-boy?