"Watch your moath, please."

Wow, Stevie Nicks looks great!

I laugh, then I remember that S.A.S. makes 10 times my salary to make up shit and yell at me, then I cry.

@Doyle McPoyle: At least it wasn't doo doo butter.

I think the most important aspect of this outcome is that Matt Leinart does not have a Super Bowl ring.

Actually, Al, I could tell by the referee telling me it was a touchdown that it was a touchdown. But thanks for talking over him anyway.

Touchdown. Has to be.

Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but, you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open minded.

@Gourmet Spud: Intertubes winner of the day.

@FEAST: Welcome to Deadspin Mr. Spitzer!

If I have to stare at Marshall Faulk's sweaty man tits for one more second...

Oh, how I would love to know how many half naked teenagers are on that camcorder he's holding.

@Rabi: You know that sand in your vagina? Here's a towel, wipe it out.

@Doyle McPoyle: Unsurprisingly, something happened and Johnny Weir is now head over heels.

New York Giants receiver Taye Biddle is recovering from gunshot wounds to his hand and leg after being shot while visiting family in his hometown.

Wait a minute! His name is Crabtree? I've been calling him Krandall. Why didn't someone tell me? I've been making an idiot of myself.

Where did Kige place?

@Back to Azian Zero: And yet, you watched the whole thing until it reached number one, didn't you?

And heeere come the pretzels!

@Hextall454: Here we go again...again.