Why can't us, too?

And yet, my Rusty Kuntz card is still worth nothing.

The Knicks just signed her for 8 years/$94 million.

Afterwards, Devendorf found the nearest female and shoved her to the ground.

That belly button disappeared eons ago and those nipples are now flopping around his knees.

West Virginia

I think the invisible being calling the shots in Detroit is God and he is laughing oh so hysterically right now.

Also, the director has had his face dipped in acid.

How is Obama going to deal with this?

@MattinglysSideburns: Doggone it, they will.

Although he is spot on regarding Tuscaloosa.

Why don't they just go ahead and make it six? Why must everyone shit on Drexel? WHY?

What does he do with the excess hair gel?

the Amy Poehler project

Does this video involve Rosie Perez's jugs? Because it should.

That bass line successfully caused my head to asplode.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Goddamn eBays!

Piazza and A-Rod: A Blow-by-Blow Account.

It's odd, but it seems as if celebrities are always photographed on windy days.

@Pete Gaines: Blackface isn't racist anymore? Great, now I can really be Jimmy Rollins for Halloween!