@PermanentInjuredReserve: It's moops, not moors.

@Gordon Bombay: Boooooooo!

If there's one thing this country needs, it's more Rick Reilly political fantasy football articles.

Ha ha...ha?

@Weed Against Speed: I see what you did there.

@chilltown: Um, no we're not. But keep thinking that if it makes you feel better.

Have you ever had sex with yourself while committing voter registration fraud?

Look at Zheng Xiaoyu

What will he extend while sipping tea now?

Yes, but has he ever expressed a desire to tongue bathe the Queen Mother?

I will not purchase this book solely for the fact that she made me sympathize with athletes from Duke.

The moustache, those pursed lips, that vacant stare...clearly A.J. was once possessed by the ghost of John Holmes.

1993, when John Kruk still had two testicles.

Cheers, mate.

Buffalo still has a football team? Awww, how cute.

The Philly Phanatic should be Secretary of State.

I like the strategically placed hand dangling between his legs in both pictures. Subliminal Tom Brady cock—just what I want to see.

"It would be a real shame if you didn't get the dog penis."

the 31-day Favre itchy-scratchy melodrama

Also, black guys have names like "Carl," and white guys have names like "Lenny."