I still scream, “REALLY??? YOU FUCKING PEOPLE VOTED FOR THIS??????” every god damn time at one of these articles.

He never wanted to be President - he wanted the ego stroke of being wanted to be President. His best case scenario was the actual opposite of what happened - he would have been THRILLED to win the popular vote and lose the Electoral College.

Looks like second to me.

I keep wondering: if all (or at least, most) of the countries in this world would pool together a few billion dollars, and offer it to Trump in exchange for resigning, do you think he’d do it? Personally, I think he’d at least consider it.

He looks like he’s hiding Kuato under there.

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

I served in the military during the Vietnam war, and my foot hurt too, but I served anyway.

And of course:

Real talk though: sometimes I feel sorry for Trump. He so desperately wants to be accepted by the elite, so he does shit like finance a skating link in Central Park and buy country club and build hotels, but he’ll always be too vulgar and déclassé to really make it. At the same time, he’s too rich and sheltered to…

Indeed, this controversy is utterly moronic. If I was an NFL player and not a 150 pound aging drunkard, I’d totally up the ante on these protests by planking during the anthem. That’s still a thing, yes, planking? I’ve done so a couple times in my studio apartment but my dog doesn’t seem to appreciate the magnitude of…

I think maybe Shep can identify some prominent closeted republican figures, I think otherwise he’d have been dropped by Fox the minute he was outed unambiguously.

Being an out of touch billionaire was fine back in November, though.

Don’t forget the last lap when they all stand for the true Confederate flag!

Perhaps he should switch to Pepsi.

It rhymes with sluke.

And you what the most bizarre part of this is...I agree with their statement.

What are the odds he knows today? Who can convince him that brown people are Americans, too? He will never believe it.

Trump doesn’t give a shit about Puerto Rico because his wall would keep them out anyway

He keeps asking Gen. Kelly what the big red “hand-sized buzzer” in the briefcase does.....

If somebody came and took a shit in my coffee pot I’d certainly be talking about it but it doesn’t mean it would have done anything to improve be welfare of black lives