The gubmint had him killed, plain as day. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you.

We’re heading down the road of Japan.

Post traumatic stress disorder, or post Taco-John’s stress disorder. I don’t envy the choices you’ve had to make in your lifetime.

As a veteran I am sick and fucking tired of being used as a poster for the right in general. Like a lot, maybe most, people I signed up for a lot of reasons, family, circumstance, patriotism and to get the fuck out of small town. If I’d known 30 years later my service would used like this, I would’ve taken that job at…

Hey, I was born in the USA! This song is about me!

I realized back... what, March, I think? I was having a conversation with someone about all the crap with 45 and had said all of a sudden as part of the discussion that W really wasn’t so bad after all-

Hey Neely!

If I were Hillary Clinton and lost the election I would just retire to a long third act of trolling Jets fans on the NFL subreddit.

This was a “family server”, so I guess Ivanka will be next to get a subpoena. That oughtta make “Daddy” explode.

All this winning must be getting exhausting for Trump supporters.

Then we can finally get all the 240lb white guys who played line in high school in 1988 a shot, if they haven’t all left for the sweet mining jobs, what with Trump’s coal industry Boom being on and all

Shouldn’t marching with torches while yelling “Blood and soil” and “Jews will not replace us” be, you know, contrary to common decency, and not just lefty views?

More jobs for “Real Americans™!”

To be fair, if I were in Buffalo, I wouldn’t want to know where I was, either.

They completely ruined my Pittsburgh Kneelers joke!

They’re just acting like sportsball fans, eternally doubling down and refusing to abandon Their Team, because to do otherwise would be admitting that they made a mistake in judgment. Now they’re double proud to stick up for the loser that everyone else hates. Nevermind that life is not a sportsball contest, and…

When you look at these polls, you have to remember that when they ask “is he uniting the country,” “the country” to them is “them, their friends, and everyone they know personally,” which is white people. Using that metric, he is absolutely uniting his base—against everything that is actually America.

Now that’s a patriot.

Well, it was nice while it lasted Splinter! Would have loved to have gotten out of the grays before the U.S. was destroyed through nuclear war, but no worries. Some things just don’t happen, which is fine.

Hair loss, ashy skin and rapid weight gain. All signs of becoming a more typical Trump supporter.