“Women have very little idea of how much men hate them”

Agreed. To each and every one of them, I offer the following message:

Richard Nixon served his country in World War 2 and spent years in public service before assuming the presidency. Those years didn’t always see him doing good things (he was a member of HUAC), but I don’t think there was any doubt that he had a respect for the most basic democratic norms. Sure, he was a pathological…

no, we will get Ivanka, next in a line on a throne

Like the crowd size tussle, this is a canary in a coal mine for what is going to be a larger concern not just for the public, but for Republicans in Congress. It invites a host of questions—why does he believe something clearly not rooted in fact? Why does he believe it so fervently he is willing to send out his press…

I don’t know where Sen. Merkley was with his petty self all these years but now that we’ve found him, we are never, ever letting go!

Hijacking by Black Bloc anarchists is how legitimate protest gets subverted. Divisive disruption by agent provocateurs and stigmatization of peaceful protesters by associating them with violent anarchists are well-known tactics to subvert nonviolent social movements. This isn’t really something I feel like snickering…

For some reason, when you work for high-profile anti-LGBTQ politicians (and Cheetolini’s personal opinions don’t count, he’s letting Pence run things), it’s difficult to find talented hair, make-up, and fashion advisors.

Alternative fact: Kellyanne Conway is Ben Carson and the knife is Ron Popeil.

True fact: Kellyanne Conway was the knife he used to stab the guy.

Only on “Star Trek”.

...“the more repellent side of feminism: the vile, crude, man-hating, violent, nasty side”...

No.

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

“This is all a big witch hunt. The only reason that the CIA is investigating Flynn is because I called them a bunch of Nazis a week ago and then didn’t apologize for calling them Nazis when I spent half an hour talking about how great I am in front of a wall listing the names of CIA operatives who died in the line of…

Maybe you read an alternative tweet.

Don’t worry, folks. The incoming national security adviser has determined that Flynn is not a threat to national security and that the investigation should be dropped. Instead, the entire staff of the CIA is going to be flown to Benghazi to continue with the investigation.

It was probably a mistake to list Vladimir Putin as a Reference.

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