tightassandronicus
TightAssAndronicus
tightassandronicus

That is because Pence is probably a decent human being who supports horrible policies while Trump is a horrible human being that thinks policies are for nerds and losers.

Kellyanne is telling the truth. Every time she uses ‘they,’ she’s specifically referring to his supporters. They didn’t care. They don’t care. They didn’t/don’t care about his tax returns, sexual abuse, lies, bigotry, lack of experience- the list continues. Or rather they DO care. They like that he’s disrespectful and

Why mince words? He’s a dictator, the United States of America right now is a dictatorship. People are deluding themselves because so far he didn’t used his dictatorial power to any of the things commonly associated with a dictatorship (only because he has not to, so far). But that doesn’t mean it’s not one, or that

I’m afraid that for the next four years I’ll be unable to share my financial information with the federal government. As a practicing scientologist I am constantly self-auditing and the IRS would violate my freedom of religion by interfering.

Here’s hoping

Trump worked the gray areas of democracy to his advantage. Many norms that were previously followed out of good faith, respect and decency were eroded.

In related news, he will also NOT be:

He’s already convinced himself that he won in spite of massive voter fraud aimed against him, that all the votes that didn’t go his way were “fake”. No, really.

Poor Melania! jk #faustianbargain

All you and your administration had to do was act Presidential for one fucking day. One day, on YOUR Inauguration day, and you couldn’t even pull that off.....but at least you and the First Lady covered it up really well by showing how overwhelmingly happy you both were.  

Yeah, I’m sure an online petition will make a huge fucking difference.

My grandfather faught in the Pacific theater, but let me tell you, he’ll have put a boot up the ass of a Nazi just the goddam same.

He’ll tell his grandkids as they sit by his knees, slightly sticky from cookies and still enraptured even after multiple tellings.

That’s because it’s not *always* wrong. It’s *almost* always wrong in *almost* everyone’s daily life. Violence is just a tool in the toolbox. One does not use a hammer to drive a screw, or a soldering iron to cook scrambled eggs. Violence is the tool of choice for dealing with Nazis and other such low forms of life,

He was already saying the left is as violent as we accuse the alt-right of being. The only thing that changed is that he’s scared now.

I have been watching the various incarnations of the nazi punch pretty much non-stop for the past day or so and they still have yet to get old. Personal fave:

I said “Oops!” up side ya head, I said oops up side ya head!

That’s what is known as a Conservative estimate.

Kellyanne Conway, “President Trump is having the jellybeans audited, he will release the finding when the audit is done, it is the lying media that only cares about the jellybean count.”