Okay, there is a word that describes someone like Omarosa. It is a word that I studiously avoid using in almost all situations, but I’ll make this one exception for her:

I have this weird mix of stories like yours and the crazy closeness of these two. My mom can say some of the bitchiest, most self-involved shit in the world. But we’re ridiculously close. I’m 36 and she came over on Christmas Eve to watch Hallmark movies in bed with me.

The Office of Public Engagement will be renamed the Reich Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda (Reichsministerium für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda in it’s original German, if you will).

She sounded so bad we haven’t been able to talk about what she’s wearing. Does she know we can see her? I’m a hetero guy who knows nothing about fashion and I generally refrain from commenting on a person’s appearance, but what the HELL is she wearing? She looks like she’s a girl going to a white trash prom, except…

I can’t believe they’re both really gone.

There is a bit of Grey Gardens to this.

This logic would appeal to the Trump base.

Along with a special rest room, a special drinking fountain, a special waiting room. . . .

Because the position was previously held by Valerie Jarrett, so this position is supposed to go to a black woman, and they only know one.

The first part of that statement is wrong—if he had a long memory, he wouldn’t need a fucking list.

LaToya knows what’s up.

Because unlike trump he knows pretending to be diverse can be helpful.

It’s been more difficult lately, to be honest, because he (it’s a guy) seems to be getting worse. I recently had to distance myself a bit from him because I just felt exhausted by the antics. It’s like he wishes his life were a real housewife reality show, no exaggeration. Like you suggested, I’m learning to not…

This is so insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Mariah can eat an ice-cream cone while her vocal track plays for all I care. Our fucking democracy is dying.

“That damned Obama is the one who gave us the benefits in the first place! If he hadn’a done that, we wouldn’t be missing them now!”

Fuck him.

Who do they blame then?

By the time the 2020 election rolls around he won’t have to worry about angry voters because they’ll have put so many roadblocks in the way of the ballots he’ll win easily.

He was only off by two feet.