It’s so funny you use the cocktail party metaphor: A friend of mine used to work with Ev and Biz, and that’s precisely how they described it, as though you were at a cocktail party. The point they were making was that you’d be more successful on Twitter if you were the person making sparkling conversation at the…

Twitter’s been cucked!

I feel like she is either completely insane, a compulsive liar, or both.

He won’t even have to bomb them. The minute SprayTan McBabyHands takes office ISIS will be so afraid of our immense power they’ll just immediately disband.

I hope Beyonce does a duet with Taylor Swift. And then Beyonce, Jay Z and Taylor all go on holiday together and post lots of photos on instagram

Yep. I think she already had it for a while before that nanny incident because there had been another nanny fired, just a few weeks before the one who allegedly made a pass at her husband. (Can’t remember for sure but I don’t think she went into detail about the previous nanny firing) None of that…

I can’t stand it I know ABC planned it
But I’m gonna set it straight, this Carey-gate
I can’t stand Dick Clarks new years rocking eve when I’m in there
Because your New years ball ain’t so New years clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking dancer by my side.

Doesn’t she have a mommy blog? Started after she accused her nanny of tryingto seduce her husband?

Ms Carey, the habadashery called and your hat is ready.

Which scared the дерьмо out of the other gators?

My take is that this guy Hunt just wanted to stir the shit.

Indeed he does not. Anything that will sway this traitor will be issued in Russian.

Trump acting like a petulant child? That’s so unpresidented

And the Eagles wish a Happy New Year to all their enemies at the Inquirer who lost so badly they don’t know what to do. Love!

Supposed to throw a cup of piss. Words can be confusing, but they know where you stand when a plastic novelty cup of your hot urine hits them in the back of their head.

They are serious about that two drink minimum.

That corny ass dance was more embarrassing than being discovered lip syncing.

It’s 2017.

She better run with that...

What ever happened to professionalism?