That’s called ricotta-tatas.

The first thing in the bag of tricks when defending a guilty man is playing for time. Even if there is no direct benefit to the defense, there may still be a detriment to the prosecution somwhere in it.

Husband and I are keeping the dream alive!

Excuee me while I go Looking for some of his gizmodo articles....

Yeah, that’s great and all, but she is not the voting body of an entire state and has no control over that. She is one person, with one voice, and is using it best she can.

I could

Mike Pence is going to need his smelling salts and a happy ending from Dr James Dobson after he hears this news.

Someone said that same thing about “why have comments” and got banned! Ha! Better watch out! Don’t say shit about Beyonce either or you’ll burn in the fires of Jezebel hell!

“I like nations that don’t have tragic events, okay?”

That, and she looks nothing like Ivanka. That’s what initially tipped me off that this was a fake.

Or possibly a Russian flag one.

Saw this pop up earlier and I fully admit it took me a good few minutes before realizing it was a joke:

You might say that this Chamberlin...

This is the America I want us to be.

My afterlife will be a Biden backyard BBQ.

Pete Souza is a great photographer and a damned decent guy. “Afterwards, I tracked down his name — Clark Reynolds — and had the President sign a copy for him” He didn’t have to do that, but did it anyway to give a kid the most amazing gift

This alleged transcript is like a celeb version of “Marine Todd”.

My nephew’s circumcision went very, very badly and now I understand what President-elect Trump has been dealing with all his life. It’s nice when we can relate to our celebrities through our personal experiences.

I get it, Lindsay. I cut off the tip of my finger while chopping sweet potatoes and now I truly understand the plight of the Maori.