People died so we could vote. It wasn’t so long ago that we couldn’t. My grandmother was born before women had the right to vote.

I think one of Congresswoman Rankin’s quotes is particularly apropos:

“Why won’t anyone respect my right to be a racist?”

Isn’t that against the law?

That crazy fuck peed on the candy rack at my local CVS.

The baby-kissing approach is no guarantor of a promising political career. Harambe tried that, and now he’s stuck in a dead-end write-in campaign.

Actually commit a rape, get six months and a gig talking about alcohol abuse on a campus full of potential new victims.

Falsely accuse someone of being callous and heartless to a victim of a gang rape—jury awards $3 million.

Good. I wish RS was on the hook for way, way more.

Did we mention poorly dressed? 

This is what it looks like when Michelle is hugging someone out of obligation.

Oh, God!

Brad Pitt was a stoner when she married him.

All bark and no bite!

Rush Limbaugh will certain spend hours talking about how dare Hillary Clinton have her maid print out emails, with no callers brave enough to ask why having your maid print for you is wrong but having your maid smuggle drugs for you is right.

Best part of this is you KNOW Chris Christie is weeping in the shower somewhere.

Listen, we don’t need science anymore. We have the Internet.  

You’re saying the sushi I was about to order from Craiglist might not be healthy?

I really hope this causes Trump to make a strong play for control...of his Twitter.

Unless you can prove that Manning is being treated any different than anyone else who committed the same crimes and who is repeatedly attempting suicide, being put in solitary for that is a non-story.