The bbq isn’t much better. I mean, mustard based? GTFO

“...registered sex offender and realtor Todd Kohlhepp...”

Is that on his business cards?

The Secret Service took him furniture shopping earlier in the day.

Maybe they got lost in the way to the craps table?

He was just trying to warn Donald!

I get the feeling that if someone did murder Trump, his kids would waste no time exploiting every single moment for their personal gain.

Trump lacks the stamina to fight off his own assassin.

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

Thats not going to stop him.

They probably saw that Terry was skating up to the front offering 5 dollar handjobs and they got the fuck out of there.

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

honestly, trump is a cuck for having security in the first place. take your threats like a man, you coward.

“...He said, ‘And when you’re a star, they let you do it.’ That phrase implies consent...”

If it was spun Trump-style, yes. Absolutely. I’m not saying the Hillary should just start lying all over the place, but Trump has a knack for catchphrases and capturing the ideas of people, and just because something seems lame and stupid (i.e. the emails thing) doesn’t mean that it’s not something that his followers…

Ivanka must be breathing a sigh of relief after having three.

Exactly - this is to deflect attention from his association with NAMBLA, which is well documented on the internet.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

I hate to be a Skeptical Sally here, but death threats to whom and from where? This woman’s identity is still a secret. Katie Johnson is a pseudonym.

People are telling me KGB agents have been following her and hacking her emails and she was paid off by the Elders of Zion. Why isn’t the lame-stream media looking into this?

Is this because of threats on her life received from Russian/FBI agents? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.