C’mon, it’s not like she’s an amateur rapist enabler. I’m pretty sure she’s being paid by Putin—-as all fading sex symbols know, a check is a check.

It’s weaponized stupidity, actually, and it’s killing the country.

An intern died in his office when he was a Congressman.

I never trust rich, powerful men who use cheap, single process hair dye in the wrong shade. It’s the biggest tell.

You got: Eric Trump

I chose a different path, but it makes me sad that so many folks on the Jez think poorly of women who marry for money.

No, I come from a long line of gold-diggers—-she almost certainly wanted baby as well.

Not sure what’s going to happen here—-I actually find this situation interesting.

When these right-wing diptards call him “MY president” what they’re really emphasizing is the fact that he’s not our (the educated urban elites’) president.

It’s not like republicans magically forgot about the Bush years—-there’s an entire propaganda arm (i.e. FauxNews) dedicated to wiping out the memory.

For any young Jezbians who aren’t familiar with Miss de Havilland’s work, here’s my personal favorite, 1949's The Heiress:

Serious question:

The Kardashians have continued on because Pimp Mama Kris understands the importance of crafting a narrative and keeping the material fresh.

He was born Jewish. He just converted to get in on the grift.

He was born Jewish. He just converted to get in on the grift.

I think I’m oddly invested in this because my Hermione-like friend was in the middle of an ugly divorce from a slacker when the final book was released.

Actually, Marla Maples does have a West Coast, burning sage and reading chakras magical hippie vibe—-she could totally be a witch.

Here’s my possibly controversial opinion about the books: Hermione ending up with Ron was a TRAVESTY.

Not only was Newt married when they hooked up, but the previous Mrs. Gingrich was battling breast cancer at the time. It’s long been rumored he asked her sign the divorce papers while she was hospitalized.

The Trump regime will use the MSM’s complaints about the off-camera briefings as an excuse to cancel them.