Michael Flynn got $45K for attending that event; it stands to reason she was paid something, but she’s so fucking stupid she might’ve actually shown up for free.

The Trump regime isn’t ignoring addicts as lost causes—-they’re going to use them to fill up the for-profit prisons.

Call me cynical, but I assume she’s being paid by Putin. Anyone who doesn’t admit Assange is a Russian operative is deluded.

I predict the next interview will feature a girls’ spa day with Marie Le Pen. Or maybe a steak dinner with Brock Turner?

Hey, why are you dragging Lindsey Graham into this?

I despise people who put their children in designer clothes. Why does your kid need a $200 play dress?

I just think it’s funny this cugine thinks he’s white.

Speaking of self-loathing, Ivanka Trump’s daughter wore a John Galliano dress to shul:

As if Donald Rump would be cool enough to hang with the brothers at a crack house.

I came out of the womb with a switchblade and a teardrop tattoo:

Hopefully he donated it to a needy family of color.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: when is Ivanka going to realize her plastic surgeon is a Democrat?

The Kardashians aren’t lame—-they’re lazy and mendacious. Why go through the trouble of designing when you can steal without repercussion?

And while he’s saying those things he’s not only snatching back his own wallet but picking your pocket as well;)

I can’t be the only person who wonders if he and Heidi dress up in Campbell Kids cosplay for sexy times, right? Uh, hello? Anyone?

I’ve always thought of her as the feminist version of Al Sharpton. Nobody knows exactly what she does, but she’s parlayed her ability to glom on to high-profile situations into a personal ATM.

Okay, but only if we deny him a space helmet. Deal?

You know what’s great for covering up bra straps? Robes;)

You’re a monster—-now I can’t stop thinking about deep-fried eagle wings:)

Wait, let me guess; was your friend shitting on single mothers a single mother herself? ‘Cause that is some peak republicanism:)