tightassandronicus
TightAssAndronicus
tightassandronicus

I would’ve asked a liberal doctor friend to diagnose me with Tourette’s—-and then I would’ve laughed like a maniac through that bullshit trial:)

Healthcare is sticky for Republicans; they still haven’t figured out a way to blame it on the browns.

Not to be unkind, but his wife has a whole new face—-I can’t understand why he’d be too proud to get hair-plugs.

He’ll eventually pull the credentials of every legitimate journalist and media source; eventually the gangrenous orange shitbag will talk ONLY to Fox and right-wing sites like Breitbart and Infowars.

I suspect he’s Göring to fail upwards, though—-white Republican males always do(

Oh my fucking shit, you’re right!

Well, they’re trying to make gun silencers legal and easier to purchase.

Three things:

They’ll declare the election invalid because so many illegals voted and refuse to cede power—-I’m not sure what will happen after that.

We could get a live feed of DT snorting coke off a corpse and his supporters would be like “well she’s already dead so what’s the harm?”

Trump will pardon him.

Of course Chaffetz is dragging his feet—-the incompetent fucks in the White House are going to need time to destroy all the evidence.

I knew too, and nobody believed me. I have hateful racist relatives and Trump was like their Obama. They would’ve battled a pack of armed Black Panthers to cast their votes for him.

This motherfucker is having a Captain Renault moment.

Ding ding ding, somebody’s been paying attention to the testimony at Jones’ custody trial!

This is a vulgar thing to say, especially on a feminist website, but I couldn’t believe that tight-ass sweater-dress she was wearing.

My guesses are Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil; maybe Dr. Dre if he wants to throw a bone to “those people.”

My grandmother used to say that those God loves most he takes soonest—-looks like Scott Baio’s gonna live forever.

And what was he wearing?

I had to google because I’d never heard of Leland Melvin—-now I understand why his first two google prompts are “Leland Melvin dogs” and “Leland Melvin married:)”