I know the bar is pretty friggin’ low these days, but I really admire that apology—-nobody was thrown under the bus and AA manages to convey their distress at the situation quite nicely.

This sounds awful, but I think she didn’t report the rape because she assumed no one would believe her:(

I felt a little bad for her in the beginning—-she didn’t sign up for this shit, and giving Michelle’s plagiarized speech at the RNC must’ve been humiliating.

I never really understood why any woman would wait to have an abortion either—-god knows when I found out I was pregnant I was like, “Get it out, get it out, get it out NOW!” And pounding on the door of the closed clinic in the middle of the night, begging them to let me in immediately.

She managed to get top billing this time, so she should be able to do anything she wants.

I’m too worried about where he’ll land to rejoice. O’Reilly is a very effective propagandist, and at least at Faux we knew what to expect from him.

But then men would be forced to share the planet with a bunch of muscled, hairy women with no baby-making apparatuses.

Bobbi Gibb finished the marathon in NURSES SHOES because she couldn’t find any decent sneakers small enough for a woman.

I guess this is my point; if we continue with executions it’s possible a teeny number of factually innocent men might die.

1) The death penalty isn’t a deterrent, but if they’re executed these particular men will never prey on anyone again. Men have been released from death row (particularly in the purge after Furman) and gone on to commit further murders. Men on death row sometimes kill other prisoners. It’s unfortunate some men…

Every single one of these motherfuckers killed innocent women: 

It would be a shame to let your Chechnya tickets go to waste.

As a former journalist do you think Erdely knew Jackie was lying and purposely declined to investigate because she wanted a dramatic sexual assault to anchor the piece?

The Elvis song I find most apropos in this situation is Watch Your Step:

I don’t buy a lot of high-end items anymore because the craftsmanship isn’t there, but every single Louis Vuitton item I own still looks perfect and I am OLD. The real shit lasts forever.

Yeah, you notice how you never hear anything about voter fraud anymore? The republicans are just letting the lies steep in, so when they lose the next election they can claim the results are invalid. Specifically, I expect future right wingers will claim the Russians rigged the election AGAINST them, because…

I know I’m a petty bitch but I’m so glad Ivanka’s surgery isn’t flattering:)

This also has value as a long con.

I was just talking to my friend about this.

We need a war or terror attack to distract us from the Russia probe. Fox will then claim it’s treasonous to complain about the president in a time of war.