When I saw John McCain hug Dubya after the shit that went down in SC I could literally feel my respect for him draining out of my body.

No lie, I’d rather see Charles Manson.

Physically, she has a bit of an Amal Clooney vibe—-I hope Huma finds her own wealthy movie star husband and lives happily ever after.

I’d never heard of Kristin Gillibrand until I read this :

Probably something else insane aimed at the black guy. I wouldn’t put it past him to call Obama a drug dealer quite frankly.

Exactly—-the democrats controlled both the house and the senate in ‘72, and that’s why they had leverage.

Thank you! I can’t understand how everyone is joking about her career when she’s clearly being paid off by Erdogan to act as a Turkish public relations ambassador!

This is s vulgar thing to say, but if Roger Stone does end up in the pen would his Dick tattoo operate as a rape shield?

Well, both this shitstain and Rosa Parks have iconic mugshots, they do have at least one thing in common.

I can’t speak for Katey Sagal, but if my story of getting jerked around by Gene Simmons led to a discussion of old coots which led even ONE woman to realize she’s Denise Richards and not Annette Benning I would be thrilled:)

Because I am the most cynical person on earth, I assume he did this as some sort of right-wing long con.

I find that the late-in-life bridegroom usually hits his 50s and suddenly realizes he doesn’t have an heir. Men of this ilk aren’t interested in the messiness of raising children, but are determined to leave their genes behind for posterity.

Fox News and all-powerful tyrant/abject pussy Barack HOUSSEIN Obama could explain this dichotomy in vivid detail if you’re in the mood to watch 8 years of news coverage.

I disagree, actually. Trump is demented, but we’re the ones who are sad.

They hate her ‘cause she doesn’t fear them—-she talks shit about Trump and refuses to diet down to a size they deem “fuckable.”

I’m surprised that poor woman hasn’t tried to swim back to Thailand yet.

Honorary member? We can do better than that:

It’s a joke, but it’s not funny.

I can’t remember the context, but years ago Scott Baio’s wife called Jezebel readers “shit-ass lesbians.”

Plus i call him Goatee Spock