For some reason this especially pisses me off coming from Spicey.

For tl;dr Jezbians who can’t stomach an entire Wapo article the phenomenon of poors voting against their economic interests has been condensed into Davis X. Machina’s theory of sparrows and curtain rods:

“I believe and the president believes firmly

And don’t forget stem cell research!

Just this week Roger Stone tweeted (and then abruptly deleted) an admission he’d coordinated with wikileaks re: the DNC hacks.

The CEO of Urban Outfitters is a fascist and huge Rick Santorum donor. Maybe their crappy offerings are a cosmic sign to shop elsewhere.

Trump might not know what’s coming but Steve Bannon and Putin know exactly what they’re doing—-the state department can’t get any work done and now Wall Street prosecutions will be delayed.

John Cook has a job and a social life—-my money’s on AJ Daulerio.

Way back in the day posters swore Tomatoface was a Gawker intern, purposely tasked with creating chaos in the comments.

Scrooge McFuck wanted that info so he could figure out who to fire first. Corporations come in and ax everyone making big money; how do you think the 1% got so fucking rich?

Her problem is on the inside, clearly, but let’s talk about us.

I would call that painting “Ye Olde Misandry.”

Why would they capitalize “veterans?” Is language meaningless?

Fuck, not red! I’m allergic to red!

You are a mean bitch. You can sit by me anytime:)

No. She was an evil old bitch but Phyllis Schafly was classy—-you’d never see her showing off her cervix in the oval office.

I also heard he was the motherfucker who stole Kellyanne Conway’s legs. And fashion sense. And I’m pretty sure Kislyak helped boost Obama into the white house window so he could splice the phone wires and steal the strawberry ice cream.

Fake reporter/plant/gay escort James Guckert

That Clayton Bigsby motherfucker can see himself as any color he sees fit, but once he’s in the penitentiary he’s going to find out he’s not white.

There’s a new product for bleach junkies called olaplex that would totally quell that FEMA-worthy disaster on her head.